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Mar 03

jesuskirkandvinny: New York City. We’re in a place called Brooklyn, which is kind of like New York—except that instead of tall buildings and Wall Street douches, it’s full of guys wearing odd-looking hats and  facial hair (hipsters, Hasidic Jews…take your pick) and all the women are pushing around babies.  Jesus and I fit right in but Kirk stuck out like a sore thumb.  Luckily, he had a “ghetto pass”, his sister had a baby—so nobody hassled us. Jesus said that every time he comes to New York, he always feels kind of sad and he never really knows why.  “I know it’s stupid,” Jesus said as he stared at Manhattan, “but I can’ help but think of all the people living lives way better than mine.” Ouch.  Like I’ve said a dozen times, no one can punch you in the gut like old Jesus. We looked at the buildings a little bit longer.  And I started to feel like crap.  Thanks Jesus. Finally Kirk said, “I don’t know.  I can’t think of any place I’d rather be than with you guys, right here, right now.”  Sure it was gay and sappy and corny and all that and more.  But damn if I didn’t see Jesus crack a smile. Just when we needed it the most—Kirk to the rescue! this kills me!

jesuskirkandvinny:

New York City.

We’re in a place called Brooklyn, which is kind of like New York—except that instead of tall buildings and Wall Street douches, it’s full of guys wearing odd-looking hats and  facial hair (hipsters, Hasidic Jews…take your pick) and all the women are pushing around babies.  Jesus and I fit right in but Kirk stuck out like a sore thumb.  Luckily, he had a “ghetto pass”, his sister had a baby—so nobody hassled us.

Jesus said that every time he comes to New York, he always feels kind of sad and he never really knows why.  “I know it’s stupid,” Jesus said as he stared at Manhattan, “but I can’ help but think of all the people living lives way better than mine.”

Ouch.  Like I’ve said a dozen times, no one can punch you in the gut like old Jesus.

We looked at the buildings a little bit longer.  And I started to feel like crap.  Thanks Jesus.

Finally Kirk said, “I don’t know.  I can’t think of any place I’d rather be than with you guys, right here, right now.”  Sure it was gay and sappy and corny and all that and more.  But damn if I didn’t see Jesus crack a smile.

Just when we needed it the most—Kirk to the rescue!

this kills me!

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Dec 29

jesuskirkandvinny: Launch My Line. I think Jesus was taking a leak at the time.  It’s funny but for a guy who only wears a robe, you’d think he’d be in and out of the bathroom a lot faster. Anyway, that’s Roberto.  He’s from Ecuador but then moved to Paris.  He is such a bitch!   Patrick Mcdonald is our favorite.  He’s known as “The Dandy”.  He’s like a gayer version of Boy George, if you can believe that.  We don’t think he’ll win.  Waaaay too much queeny attitude. While Jesus was in the bathroom doing God knows what, Kirk told me that if he had to do it all over again, he be a fashion designer.  “It’s like the one passion I have, other than saving the universe.”  That was so like Kirk.  Just when you feel like he’s really opening up to you, he says something douchy like saving the universe is a passion of his!  But I couldn’t really argue with his fashion sense—not many people can rock a sash the way he does.

jesuskirkandvinny:

Launch My Line.

I think Jesus was taking a leak at the time.  It’s funny but for a guy who only wears a robe, you’d think he’d be in and out of the bathroom a lot faster.

Anyway, that’s Roberto.  He’s from Ecuador but then moved to Paris.  He is such a bitch!   Patrick Mcdonald is our favorite.  He’s known as “The Dandy”.  He’s like a gayer version of Boy George, if you can believe that.  We don’t think he’ll win.  Waaaay too much queeny attitude.

While Jesus was in the bathroom doing God knows what, Kirk told me that if he had to do it all over again, he be a fashion designer.  “It’s like the one passion I have, other than saving the universe.”  That was so like Kirk.  Just when you feel like he’s really opening up to you, he says something douchy like saving the universe is a passion of his!  But I couldn’t really argue with his fashion sense—not many people can rock a sash the way he does.

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