jesuskirkandvinny:

The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien.  Jesus is Shaq.  I’m Conan.

Now I don’t want to get into the whole Leno-Conan slap-fest, but suffice it to say that Jesus and I have been Conan fans for years.  We are so down with Coco!

Tonight, Conan was getting nostalgic about some classic moments he’s had over the last seven months.  This is when he and Shaq had a dance off. I have no idea exactly what Shaq is doing but both he and Conan fell in sync like some kind of  two-man push-me-pull-you.  It was both weird and wonderful.

Kirk never came out of his bedroom.  He’s a Leno fan through and through.  He still thinks “Iron Jay” was the funniest thing ever created.  Yup, that’s his comedy bar: “Iron Fucking Jay.”  Kirk likes his comedy like he likes his women…not very smart and with a big chin.  Bam!  I’d like to take credit for that but that’s all Jesus.

Jesus’ Ham Streak hits 17 straight days!